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06 September 2007 @ 05:33 pm
 
Albus Potter is a very impressive person. Scorpius has always thought this, and Ferdinand quite agrees. It's not just Albus's stunning good looks, skill at handling a broomstick, or ability to look attractively brooding even in bright sunshine or the presence of unicorns and rainbows and puppies. It's the fact that he's Albus Potter. Al has the Harry Potter for a dad, and anyone who can make Scorpius's father quite that violently angry at the mere mention of his name is terribly impressive to Scorpius, who only manages mild annoyance or amusement most of the time.

So, there are two facts:

1) Albus Potter is hawt, and Scorpius would like to, for lack of a better term, break himself off a piece of that bubble.

2) Scorpius pales (both literally and figuratively) in comparison to Albus's famous father.

Albus is worth many things to Scorpius, but skin cancer is not one of them, so he decides instead to try to make himself more impressive through a studious pursuit of academic betterment. Unfortunately, Scorpius has a bit of a one track mind....













The above is blamed on abbers44 because she told me to do it, and is dedicated to fantasylioness who is my loving roomwife and let me use both her MS Paint AND her tablet! She is the reason for the clearly improved drawing quality in this installment of shitbox.
 
 
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magic and geometry: I keep taking everything to be a signabbers44 on September 6th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
sobbing. did you handwrite that japanese....
robobitchou: You make baby Malfoy cry ;_;likeafox on September 6th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
YES. KATIE'S COMPUTER HAS NO JAPANESE SETTING. ;;;_;;;;
(no subject) - abbers44 on September 6th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - likeafox on September 6th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - moonlinnet on September 7th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - likeafox on September 6th, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - abbers44 on September 6th, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
like spontaneous combustion: Dun duh duh dun! Scorp to the rescuemysticblueside on September 6th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
I also appreciate [Unknown LJ tag]. :)

askjldas that French is like. aksld nevermind.
robobitchou: Ferdinand's totally an owl trufaxlikeafox on September 6th, 2007 10:42 pm (UTC)
SHUT UP IT'S FIXED NOW.

I got it from google. Are you telling me google lied?
(no subject) - acidpop25 on September 7th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - acidpop25 on September 7th, 2007 07:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
...: HP: Hedwig in the epilogue1voice on September 6th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
OMG ALBUS HAS ALWAYS SECRETLY LOVED SCORPIUS...HIS BROOM IS THE SAME COLOR AS SCORPIUS'S HAIR!

lolz. Thanks for this. :D
robobitchou: Future thuglikeafox on September 7th, 2007 01:44 pm (UTC)
YOU FOUND THE SECRET CODE. GOOD JOB. NEXT, WHY ROSE IS SECRETLY PART OF THE CABAL CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE.

;)
I smell like a GENIUS!!!sublimeparadigm on September 6th, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
robobitchou: Gaara of the Funklikeafox on September 7th, 2007 01:45 pm (UTC)
WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
bella.: hp: sirius/mebuggerfck on September 6th, 2007 11:14 pm (UTC)
Aw. That is adorable. <3333
to Infinite, and beyondfinchburg on September 7th, 2007 12:29 am (UTC)
Oh that spanish wins!

FYI for the future, if you want him to really get forward... Scorp can ask ASP if he wants to "tienes relaciones conmigo."
robobitchou: Squish squish sammyfacelikeafox on September 7th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?
OH GOOD. I was hoping at least one of the pickup lines was in at least halfway decent 'insert other language here.' Because apparently I google Scorpius sucks at French. And the Japanese is basically just one of the, like, four things I know how to say after three classes worth of Japanese 101. alskdjf
Re: tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir? - finchburg on September 7th, 2007 01:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir? - gazzafizza06 on September 7th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
Inês Pitaneispita on September 7th, 2007 12:38 am (UTC)
I think Albus should be cansado, instead of cansada. Unless he's into that sort of thing... =P

What does it say in Japanese?
robobitchou: Jensen is hot shitlikeafox on September 7th, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
YOU NEVER KNOW. HE MIGHT BE.

Now might be a good time to say I can count in spanish and ask for a condom in French and that's pretty much it....

The Japanese is literally just "What is your phone number?" Though the comment above to Abbey is my pathetically hilarious attempt at "Is it sexy time?" which ended up closer to "What time is it? Is it cute o'clock?"
(no subject) - likeafox on September 7th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - neispita on September 7th, 2007 12:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
yoursetcetera on September 7th, 2007 12:55 am (UTC)
Ok so I looked really quickly and I thought this said "You must be tired, because you've been returning to give me head all day" and I was like WHAT?
robobitchou: Jensen and Jared are in loooovelikeafox on September 7th, 2007 01:43 pm (UTC)
Yes, that too.
K: squidwardkrystalego on September 7th, 2007 01:28 am (UTC)
ability to look attractively brooding even in bright sunshine or the presence of unicorns and rainbows and puppies
Man, I was in the middle of laughing at that when I also sneezed...interesting combination. Anyway, I love the pictures! They're all so cute. The first one's pretty funny where Scorpius is just drawn on that picture in the background.
roary: Snapewardrubee_dupree on September 7th, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
ZOMG I've been waiting for this forlikeever.

Albus is worth many things to Scorpius, but skin cancer is not one of them...

Scorpy- four words: TAN IN A BOTTLE! You might end up looking like a carrot, but at least you won't have to belittle yourself for being the color of a bogey-flavoured Bertie Bott's. In a battle of carrots vs. bogeys, carrots pwn.

Thanks for sending my imagination into overdrive, there... : D
Aliyamoonlinnet on September 7th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
a;sldkjf;skldjf SO FUNNY.
brittbribitribbit on September 7th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
but I'm language-impaired. :(
robobitchou: j-boys are <3likeafox on September 7th, 2007 02:54 am (UTC)
SO AM I. CLEARLY.

They're all variations on horrid pick up lines, except the japanese which is literally just "what is your phone number?"
quite_obvious on September 7th, 2007 02:44 am (UTC)
DANDO VUELTAS EN MI CABEZA?!?! NO ME DIGAS! phwoar. or something.


[♥]
Chris: amstellgazzafizza06 on September 7th, 2007 03:39 am (UTC)
ooh! ooh! you asked me that today!!

I didn't get the spanish, but I do now from reading the comments.

now, did you misspell the french or were you trying to make him look like a hip french teenager who spells things terribly on purpose?

I say you & I go to Japan, and I'll order biru hutats for us!

p.s.
some other possible french lines:
"je veux te baiser"
"veux-tu prendre une douche avec moi? j'ai volé le clé de la salle de bains des prefects"
"j'ai un 'baton' en bois pour toi, si tu veux le toucher"
"puis-je voler derrière toi dans le match de Quidditch pour que je pourrais observer ton cul?"
Chrisgazzafizza06 on September 7th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
*le clé pour la salle, not de la salle
**baton de bois, not en bois
(no subject) - likeafox on September 7th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - rowanbrierbrook on September 7th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC) (Expand)
ash to the leighizzlearayuldaiel on September 8th, 2007 01:07 am (UTC)
skill at handling a broomstick

I BET HE DOES HAVE SKILL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. AND I THINK YOU DO.