So, there are two facts:
1) Albus Potter is hawt, and Scorpius would like to, for lack of a better term, break himself off a piece of that bubble.
2) Scorpius pales (both literally and figuratively) in comparison to Albus's famous father.
Albus is worth many things to Scorpius, but skin cancer is not one of them, so he decides instead to try to make himself more impressive through a studious pursuit of academic betterment. Unfortunately, Scorpius has a bit of a one track mind....
The above is blamed on abbers44 because she told me to do it, and is dedicated to fantasylioness who is my loving roomwife and let me use both her MS Paint AND her tablet! She is the reason for the clearly improved drawing quality in this installment of shitbox.