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25 July 2007 @ 12:31 pm
The Shower  
ONE WEEK AGO:
James decided he needed a cold shower. Not thinking about Teddy naked (compared to thinking about his Transfiguration NEWT notes) was proving to be really difficult. Where was Teddy, anyway?

After the initial surprise, and jumping outside and slamming the door shut really quickly and blinking a lot, James felt rather like Christmas had come early.


TODAY:

Teddy Lupin was a were
Wolf.
Teddy Lupin had no hair.
Teddy Lupin wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?
Nope, but his fur was blue.

Teddy Lupin took a shower
Teddy Lupin has a power
Over me.
And when I wished him
Naked
Hey, look at that, he was.


~*~

"James," says Teddy, reading the poem. "I was naked because I was in the shower."

"That's what they want you to think," replied James, gathering up his parchment and quill.



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like spontaneous combustion: daring and shitmysticblueside on July 25th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, James. Such a twelve-year-old perv. :) Brava, you two!
like spontaneous combustion: this is cracktasticmysticblueside on July 25th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Oh, and you may want to put a warning for Stick Nudity.
that's the modern age for you, cats and kittens!greensweaterlj on July 25th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
But he has no penis...
like spontaneous combustionmysticblueside on July 26th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
kljsd Imagine one drawn in Paint. We could hardly pass it off as artistic license.
that's the modern age for you, cats and kittens!greensweaterlj on July 26th, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
do not tempt me
that's the modern age for you, cats and kittens!: funny facegreensweaterlj on July 25th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
fgkhmljk;;lfhk you made icons?

POST THEM WOMAN.
like spontaneous combustion: shitbox projectmysticblueside on July 25th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Just two so far!

I don't want to post them officially because it looks so...presumptuous, or something.

Here's another, though.

that's the modern age for you, cats and kittens!: peanut butter/jellygreensweaterlj on July 25th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
That is so so so great. Make. More.
britt: sirius has loin chocolatebribitribbit on July 25th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
fgkjf so jealous of your icon
britt: jenny is totally a rockettebribitribbit on July 25th, 2007 06:58 pm (UTC)
We win.
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like spontaneous combustionmysticblueside on July 25th, 2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
We can always backdate things later for chronology. We're allowed to run the community shittily.

I really, really want that to be a word.
that's the modern age for you, cats and kittens!greensweaterlj on July 25th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
Dude. This whole comm is proof that shittily is a word.
tchau, brasil! olá, inglaterra!: rocks & urgesrand0mica on July 30th, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
ROTFL! That rocks!
Damaris Guevara: Draco - I miz my hairzdorkydamaris on July 31st, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
OMG NAKED STICK FIGURE!

:D I'm so telling everyone I know about this.