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13 August 2007 @ 12:27 pm
 
September 17th


Dear Teddy,

I miss you. The idle conversation of my well-meaning friends means nothing now that I have found love. How can I survive without you and your ever-changing hair, my dearest? Perseverance, I suppose. But food does not sustain me; drink does not quench my thirst. Oh! These words, too, do not justify these emotions which run amuck in my soul.

Write soon.

Yours,
Victoire

September 20th


Teddy, my love,

I suppose you must be busy. I understand. The teachers here take for granted my desire to study and make good marks; I believe that their souls have run dry and that none of them have loved as we have loved. My days are filled with homework and thoughts of you. Memories of your turquoise locks torment my soul! Sometimes I want to travel out to the moors and cry your name to the wuthering wind, so that it may carry words of my adoration to your ears.

Write soon.

Yours always,
Victoire

September 27th


Dearest Teddy, my shining star,

I miss you. A week has passed since my last letter to you, and these past seven days have been torture to a soul so bruised with love and tenderness as mine. Where are you, my dearest? What fate has befallen you, that your sweet words do not reach my eyes? You must know that I cannot live without you! Temptations have put themselves in my way; my friends have told me that I must move on without you eternally at my side. How much longer shall I endure this, my only, my lovely? Oh, that I was with you now instead of trapped inside the prison-like walls of this house of pedagoguery.

Write soon.

Yours always and forever,
Victoire

September 30th


Teddy,

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU? ANSWER ME, YOU IDIOT.

Victoire



September 30th


Teddy Lupin is not available at the moment, but if you leave a message after the hoot, he will be sure to get back to you shortly.

~*~

September 28th


Dear Teddy,

Hey! How are you? Hogwarts sucks even MORE without you here, can you imagine? At least I can play Quidditch this year. The captain let me straight on, sort of, cause of Dad and all. Pretty cool, yeah?

Last week my friends and I found this loo on the seventh floor where the toilets explode. We locked Albus and his stupid friend Scorpius Malfoy in there and I swear I haven't laughed that much in AGES. We were planning to let them back out straightaway, really we were, but your stupid girlfriend came and took points off us anyway.

Rose reckons Victoire is heartbroken, by the way. Don't know why she'd think so, I mean, you're an all right chap, a girl couldn't be all that sad about having you for a boyfriend, I don't think. Unless you're really bad at snogging or something. You aren't, are you? See, I wouldn't be able to tell, cause I'd have to be on the other end of the snoggage. I wouldn't know how to judge, either. It looks like mostly spit to me, which is gross, really. I don't see the point of snogging.

Hey, my dad says he's going to come see my first Quidditch game. You should come too! It's in October. Please please please say you will?

- James



September 29th


Dear James,

Hi! I miss you too. I hope Hogwarts is treating you much better than you say it is; I wish I was back there with you. Don't let the staircases eat you, mate.

Victoire's a prefect, I reckon she's got a quota to fill, re: taking off points from you and your mates. I'm glad I never was one. I don't think it really would have been my type of thing anyway. I'm much too nice; I'd see someone doing magic in the halls and I'd ask them what spell it was they were using.

Snogging has its merits, I assure you, but as much as I like you I don't know if I really should explain said merits to you just yet. Ask me in a couple years, all right? (And tell Rose she hasn't got any idea what she's talking about--Victoire's been writing me and she's perfectly fine.)

I'll be there in the Gryffindor stands, cheering you on.

--Teddy

P.S. Don't tell Victoire I wrote you, all right? -T.



September 30th


Rose,

Think you could lay off the unfounded accusations?

Teddy

October 1st


Teddy,

Maybe you should tell your girlfriend that you are a HUGE, FABULOUS GAY MAN.

Rose

P.S. Suck it.
 
 
 
K: squidwardkrystalego on August 13th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
Wow, this is just what I needed to celebrate the fact that my computer is no longer broken. I love Teddy at the quidditch game. Rose's letter FTW!!
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
Hooray for a working computer!
superhero baseball.acidpop25 on August 13th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahahahaha oh Britt.
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
:DDDDDD
nooranarsessa on August 13th, 2007 07:54 pm (UTC)
I. LOVE. THIS. So hilarious! Exploding toilets and Scorpious' peacock owl and "HUGE, FABULOUS, GAY MAN".
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
:D:D

Well, Teddy IS a huge, fabulous, gay man. Roving Reporter Rose: she tells it like it is.
robobitchou: Ferdinand's totally an owl trufaxlikeafox on August 13th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC)


When faced with a flamingly gay man, do not attempt to outrun him. Go get yourself a nice hot girlfriend instead.
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)


Wash your hands of him and call for pizza straightaway.
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go: hot air balloon!getamove_on on August 13th, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
P.S. Suck it.

made of win? yes.
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
That was my favorite part. Ahahaha, oh Rose.
ash to the leighizzlearayuldaiel on August 13th, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
I really need to find more ways to fit "HUGE, FABULOUS GAY MAN" into daily conversation.
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
It's easier than you think.
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more news from nowhereautoscopy on August 13th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)
Rose FTMFW
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
There's a little bit of Rose in all of us.
conscious, deliberate mistakes.: .REQUISITE CRACK.el_em_en_oh_pee on August 13th, 2007 09:40 pm (UTC)
LOVE LOVE LOVE. Have I mentioned that you guys are my heroes?
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
It's always fun to hear! Gives me a reason to put on my cape.
(no subject) - el_em_en_oh_pee on August 13th, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Jolocked_door998 on August 13th, 2007 10:10 pm (UTC)
We have a winner!
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
Of COOKIES?
bella.: deathglare!harry <3buggerfck on August 13th, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
*snortgiggleheee*

I love Rose's letter. LOVE. Rose ftw!
brittbribitribbit on August 13th, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC)
I just love Rose. She's a conniving little bugger, that one.
star_in_eclipse on August 13th, 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
Ahhh, fantastic!! Rose > everyone. XD
brittbribitribbit on August 15th, 2007 12:09 am (UTC)
Oh, Rose. So much crack.
like spontaneous combustion: this is cracktasticmysticblueside on August 14th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)
May I write a bit about Toga!Scorpius?

Oh, hell. I'll write a bit about an after-curfew toga party.

brittbribitribbit on August 15th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)
OF COURSE YOU CAN. :OOO WIIIN.
Cito: ahahah poor guymayacito on August 14th, 2007 03:14 am (UTC)
Victoire + Rose's letter = MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE. *friends faster than jesus on a pogo stick*
brittbribitribbit on August 15th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)
:DDD Hi and welcome and don't be scared by all the shit flying round!
kurla88kurla88 on August 14th, 2007 03:26 am (UTC)
HEEEEEEEE.
britt: teddy is a hufflepuffbribitribbit on August 15th, 2007 12:06 am (UTC)
:DDDDDDDDD
star-crossed and starry-eyed: by: snow_blossoms (fangirls)yourssincerely on August 14th, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
ROFLLLLLLLLLL.

The letters are made of win. YOU are made of win. SHITBOX PROJECT IS MADE OF WIN.

Rose is also made of win. SUCK IT, YOU HUGE, FABULOUS GAY MAN!!!

*loves*
brittbribitribbit on August 15th, 2007 12:07 am (UTC)
Well I THINK EVERYONE WHO READS SHITBOX IS MADE OF WIN. :DDD