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11 May 2008 @ 04:35 pm
we're baaaaack!  
It was a day like any other. Teddy was back in Hogsmeade for the weekend, visiting his girlfriend Victoire, for whom he totally had the hots no matter what Rose might say regarding hugeness, fabulousness, gayness, or manliness. Wait, no. He was manly. He was manly as hell. He was manly as… as Albus Dumbledore.

He wondered briefly if Rose could question that kind of non-gayness.

Pondering these ponderings and fully ignoring his surroundings, Teddy walked blindly up the hill towards his old school--

And straight into a time portal.

"This is new," he said aloud, before his stomach was pulling in a different direction than he meant it to go. It felt a little like vomiting. He found himself in what looked like the Homosexuality Vortex.



When he landed, he found himself in a completely empty room but for a colorful flag on one wall (which, while he considered it a poor decorating choice, was a cheerful addition nonetheless).

"Hello?"

His voice echoed back at him.



"Is anybody here?"

Suddenly, there in the midst of a bright, green light, a figure appeared.



"Albus Dumbledore?" gasped Teddy, before promptly falling faint onto the ground.

TO BE CONTINUED...
 
 
 
The lecherous old man: Dumblequeeryuri_san on May 11th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
rumbleroar: ema ››› these figures are crazytrafficsigns on May 11th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
Did Teddy take LSD!?
robobitchou: Edgy - oh god!likeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
In his defense, they told him that if he licked the paper he'd win a new ipod touch.
rumbleroartrafficsigns on May 12th, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
I'd do it.
mausinipaitainen on May 11th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
Hooray, you're back!
Anigrubby_tap on May 11th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Man, Dumbledore has some SERIOUS dandruff going on.
a nickname or a handle: dinosaurcolored_kitsch on May 12th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
roflmaoooo
robobitchou: Ferdinand's totally an owl trufaxlikeafox on May 12th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC)
My favorite part is where it looks like Teddy is flipping us off as he squirls down the flaming vortex of manlove. I eagerly anticipate more of this, my lovely Britt.
binged banged boomed: quatresheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
My favorite part is how you have not posted anything SINCE BEFORE I KNEW WHERE I WAS APPLYING TO COLLEGE. :|
robobitchou: Ryomalikeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
Me personally, or shitbox in general?

PERHAPS YOUR STUNNING COLLEGATE GENIUS HAS DUMBFOUNDED ME. DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
robobitchou: Ryoma there was a boylikeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:31 am (UTC)
AND RENDERED ME INCAPABLE OF SPELLING COLLEGIATE. BOTH OF THESE THINGS.
binged banged boomed: cinqsheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
I will be nice and assume finals are making you braindead like my robot. (Guess where I got the icon from, guess, guess!)
robobitchou: Edgy - oh god!likeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
...um. I have no idea?

Yes. Finals have destroyed my brain. It's all very tragic. :(
binged banged boomed: quatresheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
Dear School Gang Leader! :D

I will send you a fruit basket for your troubles ASAP. :(
binged banged boomedsheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
...what do you think, angelphish. You updated today and not even a drunk post! ...not that I condone such nonsense. I obviously meant Shitbox.

I AM BUT A MEAGER WANNABE SMITHIE AS OF NOW, ELLA. I don't graduate until June 6th. My life is sad. Until then, I can only use my Smith icons. :(
robobitchou: kakashi - ^_^likeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
I thought you meant I personally had not posted to Shitbox in that long, which I suppose is also true. Gosh, silly Nanjirohbutt.

But there is such possibility in the world of icons outside of smith icons! Such as this one. Which I just added. ^_^
binged banged boomed: sixsheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
...Yes. Wait. Um. Yes, that is what I meant. kljasdla Je ne sais crois.

You added it just to wink at me suggestively? ;)
robobitchou: Lee - Ninja Blushlikeafox on May 12th, 2008 05:42 am (UTC)
Well, I thought I added it because it's adorable, but in retrospect it probably was for the suggestive winking. ;)
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robobitchou: Naruto - Let's go bother Kakashi!likeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
just you wait, bb. The things that are in store for Teddy~
binged banged boomed: deuxsheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
Don't reply to the comments, dorkface. Make Britt stop being lazy and do it herself.
robobitchou: Rafa's famous asslikeafox on May 12th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC)
But I do so enjoy talking to the masses. Do I really have to stop? I don't wanna. You're no fun. ;_;
53097 on May 12th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC)
ahaaha

"He was manly as hell. He was manly as… as Albus Dumbledore.

He wondered briefly if Rose could question that kind of non-gayness."
binged banged boomed: cinqsheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
...oh, Britt.

First you gay-ify Little Women (YOU ARE STILL NOT FORGIVEN FOR SLASHING MY CHILDHOOD, BY THE BY), and now this? And I thought Prom completely killed my brain this weekend. What the hell.

♥ Get on Gtalk, you lascivious loon.

Love, Claire
binged banged boomed: deuxsheepinbox on May 12th, 2008 04:37 am (UTC)
Also: Dumbly's toes have got to fucking hurt after being shoved in shoes that curly.
Danisummerkins on May 12th, 2008 06:40 pm (UTC)
Oh man oh man. I'm incredibly excited that you're back. I missed this shit like..........i can't even think of a good analogy.

I love Dumbledore. He's wonderfully gay. And Teddy in the vortx of gay is awesome.
how random things collideserenityrages on May 30th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
Dumblydorr looks like the man in the moon. Or the man in with the moon face wearing a galaxy as a sartorial choice. He's so glittery and sparkly!

...Homosexuality Vortex. You WIN. Can't wait for what's in store for Teddy and his rainbow "manliness".